i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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