I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i think my cat just said my name.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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