We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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