oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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