You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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