Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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