Do vagina's smell?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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