How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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