I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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