I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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