No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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