Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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