Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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