I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Someone shit on the floor
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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