Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
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All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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