No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I can tuck mytits in my pants
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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