Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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