I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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