I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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