TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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