It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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