one two three fourrrrnication!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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