We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I enjoy the company of your penis
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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