Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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