Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize