Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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