I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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