This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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