Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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