I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Everything about him screamed your future.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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