This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Are my feet made of real feet?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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