super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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