One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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