I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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