Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I cut my penus on the lid.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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