I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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