I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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