: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
