So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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