biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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