there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Everything about him screamed your future.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I stole a fireplace last night.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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