it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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