...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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