it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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