Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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