sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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