Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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