What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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