I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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