Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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