Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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