Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He called his prostate his "boner button".
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Vodka?
Forever.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
