btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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