There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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