My brain says no but my pants say off.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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