at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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