I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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