turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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