Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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