i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
last night I used snow as a chaser
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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