I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
